Celebrity Wedding News

Sugababes vixen Heidi Range (who you ask?...the white one...and note the missing 'R', please) plans on gettin' hitched to her TV show partner. No date has been set but Ralph might not feel like dancing and return to OZ with Mama (or Mary or Laura or Mr. Heather Mills) when he finds out they are g-a-y.

Also, in similar co-star habit and live from SOB's, Basement Bhangra and DJ Rekha report (sike!) that Bollywood babe and CBS' "Most Beautiful Woman", Aishwarya Rai is fit to be tied (& married.)

For the record, CBS did not run the MBW by me. We all know who that would be if the competition was rigged the right way. Word. Older folks........wait for it......look here. Carry on.