Because I've Been Told To Do So

Like a dog with his tail between his legs, I'm being told to make a post about my groomsmen. Now.







In no particular order they are:




Brad


Relation: Brother
Description: Twin #1
Alias: Chadley, Studly, I-can-turn-any-story-into-a-story-about-me McNamara,
Residence: Afghanistan via Fort Bragg, North Carolina.
Interests: nose jobs, monster trucks, Motley Crue, Lickenstein, bare-knuckle brawls
Favourite Colour: Army green
Comments: Be safe, brother.


Sean


Relation: Brother
Description: Twin #2
Alias: Seannie, Did-I-tell-a-story-about-me-for-the-2nd-time-yet McNamara, SMac, Toes McNamara,
Residence: Soon-to-be-Virginia-currently-in-SD,CA-via-the-USCG
Interests: Volleyball, Jenoa, Packing, Baby names, The Finger
Favourite Colour: Coastie Blue
Comments: Sean Jr. is on the way!!


Chris


Relation: Brother-From-Another-Mother
Description: No One Can Do It Better
Alias: Kid (or was it Play?), Trouble, El Producto, GraphxKid, The Bandit, Punk A$$ B!tch
Residence: Strong Island, NY
Interests: The D.O.C., The Skankees, Sega, Errs
Favourite Colour: Day-Black, Night-White
Comments: What's up black. Name's Jamal. Want a bean pie?


Gal


Relation: The Israeli Brother-From-Another-Mother
Description: Nuff Said.
Alias: G$, Gilfriend
Residence: The. Slope. Brooklyn.
Interests: E, metsblog.com, EmbeddedInBrooklyn, chick lit
Favourite Colour: (Johnnie Walker) Black,
Comments: Check out what I've downloaded.



Chris


Relation: Cousin
Description: the suburban kind
Alias: C Chubs, Retiree's Son, Nissan Chris
Residence: GCLINY
Interests: Shuttle flights to Florida, Helicopter to the Stars
Favorite Color: Green
Comments: Nothings better than the back 9.


Ryan


Relation: Cousin
Description: The city variety
Alias: The Youngest, Don't-ask-me-when-I-saw-my-grandmother-last Moore, City Kid
Residence: 106 WEA
Interests: Chickadees, College Essays, Discovering Metro-North
Favorite Color: Cigarette brown
Comments: Where's the nearest bar now that I'm legal?